Sometimes I reblog things without thinking Actually sometimes I reblog things without even noticing
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold And my dogs.. though I’m sure they’d be outside before I am. Fuckers.
deathandthesandman replied to your post: deathandthesandman replied to your post: My mom’s… Okay…and :U thats rood Jacks mom Yes and yeah she just shrugged, and went back to eating? i dunno it was just weird.
deathandthesandman replied to your post: My mom’s surprised I’m not hungry. That’s just… You okay? and :U silly jacks mom Yeah I guess and yep I was oh okay just stare at me oddly because I’m not hungry
My mom’s surprised I’m not hungry. That’s just sad.
djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing
2boys1cup: it started out with a click how did it end up like this
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova: make a chat system give alerts when someone answers your ask REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT search multiple tags at once MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
sydthe-sloth: wish your girlfriend was hot like me wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
captain-sad: if you dont give me attention and tell me you love me i will wilt and die like a tamagotchi. My tamagotchi died in like two days, that tells you a little something about me.
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...