College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

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jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian
jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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ohyousillypotato:

my hobbies include:

  • watching the same show 4 times
  • standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
  • laughing at my own jokes
  • laying on the floor

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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captainarlert:

does anyone in anime high schools actually learn anything or do they just stare out the window and participate in clubs?

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condorn:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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foxxwhiskers:

Find someone who takes you out of your comfort zone because it’s the absolute best thing imaginable.

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